Category: WordTonic Speculative Briefs

  • Cheeky Plant Co. Newsletter (Speculative)

    Cheeky Plant Co. Newsletter (Speculative)

    About the Brief

    Client: Cheeky Plant Co., an Australian online plant gift shop.

    Challenge: Write a short newsletter highlighting four trending products and teasing a blog post using their pun-filled, upbeat tone. The goal is to encourage clicks to the website. 

    Copy Choices:

    • Opening line positions plants as the smarter, longer-lasting alternative to flowers
    • Wove in authentic Aussie slang to reflect the brand’s personality without overstepping into stereotype or caricature
    • Used a friendly, conversational tone to make the email feel like a note from a friend rather than a promotion
    • Created unique, product-specific CTAs instead of generic “shop now” buttons
    • Focused each product line on a relatable scenario so readers could picture who they’d gift it to
    • Used short, punchy one-liners to fit the 200-word limit while keeping every sentence purposeful and easy to scan

  • Funeral Home Web Copy (Speculative)

    Funeral Home Web Copy (Speculative)

    About the Brief

    Client: A fictional funeral home created for a WordTonic copywriting challenge.

    Challenge: Write homepage copy for a funeral home that balances warmth and professionalism – or take the dark humour route without crossing the line into insensitivity. The goal was to make a difficult topic approachable while maintaining trust and empathy.

    Copy Choices:

    • Took the dark humour route to disarm readers and make the brand feel human, not heavy-handed
    • Grounded the humour in relatability and compassion, acknowledging the real financial strain many families fact when planning funerals
    • Chose the name “Cheap & Cheerful Funerals” – a twist on a common phrase that signals affordability and breaks away from the usual somber tone
    • Opening line immediately establishes the value proposition and emotional relief the brand offers
    • Used conversational English and simple phrasing to keep the tone friendly and unpretentious
    • Balanced light, witty headlines with empathetic reassurance to maintain credibility
    • Challenged the typical funeral home voice by showing that compassion and humor can coexist, particularly when the humour serves empathy

    Mourn your loved ones, not your savings.

    Because grief’s hard enough without a payment plan.

    Resentful that your dearly departed is resting in peace while you juggle the bills? Our affordable burial and cremation services allow you to grieve properly, without adding debt to your distress.

    Choose their send off

    Burials

    Starting at £1000

    Classic services for the traditional types. Go as simple or as lavish as you’d like.

    Cremations

    Starting at £500

    Keep your loved one on the mantelpiece or scatter them to the winds.

    Non-Traditional

    Call for a quote

    If your loved one was a bit alternative in life, we’ll make sure their farewell feels just as unique.

    About Cheap & Cheerful Funerals

    No one wants to be at a funeral. Even fewer people want to be at a funeral they had to go into debt to pay for.

    In a world where people can barely afford to die, families are often left to foot the bill.

    That’s why Cheap & Cheerful Funerals have spent over fifty years keeping final farewells fair and affordable.

    We can’t take away the pain, but we can take care of everything else.

  • Silk Gems Headlines (Speculative)

    Silk Gems Headlines (Speculative)

    About the Brief

    Client: Silky Gems, a handmade vegan candy brand inspired by Mứt Rau Câu, traditional Vietnamese crystal sweets.

    Challenge: Write headlines to promote Silky Gems without sounding overly salesy. The copy needed to be playful, scroll-stopping, and emotionally charged.

    Copy Choices:

    • Used visual language to blur the line between edible candy and collectible art, mirroring the brand’s jewel-like look
    • Balanced curuisity and revelation: headlines often start like they’re describing crystals or objects of desire, then twist to reveal it’s actually candy
    • Tapped into internet-native vocabulary to align with Silky Gem’s online aesthetic and Gen Z tone
    • Avoided sensory food clichés and instead focused on beauty and temptation
    • Varied rythm and tone across lines to keep the set dynamic: some are declarative while others are more cheeky or conceptual
    • Each headline was designed to stop the scroll – short, punchy, and matched to the candy’s look-before-you-bite appeal

    Headlines

    #1. For the crystal girlies, human magpies, and sweeth-tooth havers.

    #2. Gems for your mouth, not your bookshelf.

    #3. Shiny object syndrome called. Silky gems answered.

    #4. Your snack drawer just got a glow-up.

    #5. Too pretty to eat. Too tasty not to.

    #6. The prettiest thing you’ll ever bite.

    #7. Crystal candy for cosmic cravings.